A group of martians arrives at the north pole and kidnaps santa, but the angry martian voldar wants to get rid of him instead. Dec 08, 2016 one of the most famously cheesy and terrible christmas movies gets the rifftrax live. I stumbled upon this heaping pile of garbage by googling, worst holiday movies ever, and props to netflix for actually having it available so that i could torture myself for 81 excruciating minutes. A 50year retrospective, an original radio spot, a still gallery, and a teaser for wonder world of k. The ending sees idiot dropo as the new martian santa claus, while santa and the kids return to earth. Santa claus conquers the martians passes the bechdel test, but just barely. Enter city, state or zip code go fandango fanalert. Zclassic is playing attack of the giant leeches and i realized that steveheaded pig benton was also in 12 to the moon. The guys just seemed kinda lazy in the theater on this one. Club mst3k watch streaming episodes of mystery science. In the film, santa works in outer space and does battle with a demon named pitch, sent to earth by lucifer to ruin christmas by killing santa and making all the children of the earth do evil.
Image by jalor productionsembassy pictures weldon says, as bad as the mexican santa claus is, residents of our own long island proved they could make a more inept, embarrassing movie and reap and even bigger profit. The martians then take santa and the two children back to mars with them. Santa claus conquers the martians, are available at participating theater. The wise old martian chochem tells the adults that mars needs santa claus to bring fun and joy to their children. One of the most famously cheesy and terrible christmas movies gets the rifftrax live. Santa claus conquers the martians is a 1964 american science fiction comedy film directed by nicholas webster, produced and written by paul l. See more ideas about the martian, films for children and pia zadora. Without further ado, i present to you the very campy, utterly ridiculous, and mindnumbingly awful santa claus conquers the martians. This festive season event, a riff on one of the most popular titles in the mst3k catalog, is set to be an uproarious night for naughty and nice alike. Santa claus conquers the martians favorite theater button. Nelson, kevin murphy, and bill corbett also known as the stars of mystery science theater 3000 present a jolly ol. Nelson, kevin murphy tom servo, and bill corbett crow riffed live from the belcourt theatre.
Santa claus conquers the martians is a wacky, silly film, and it perfectly lends itself to the rifftrax style of humor. Santa claus conquers the martians 1964 read more santa claus conquers the martians is a movie starring john call, leonard hicks, and vincent beck. Welcome to the most complete list of free online streaming mystery science theater 3000 videos. Gordon murrays santa claus to select cinemas nationwide for the ultimate holiday riff live on thursday, december 4th, 2014. Santa claus conquers the martians is objectively a bad movie. Its worth noting, however, that the print of the movie they use is really beautiful. This one is another fan favorite, and until i bought this episode i hadnt seen it. The martians kidnap santa claus because there is nobody on.
With the help of two earth children and the clumsy. What will happen when cinematic titanic or rifftrax uses a ed movie. Gordon murrays santa claus to select cinemas nationwide for the ultimate holiday riff live on thursday, december 4th, 2014 get your magic eye ready as michael j. Please join mike, kevin, and bill for rifftrax live. Santa claus conquers the martians at the maverick theater, fullerton, ca. Mst3k 0321 20010418 santa claus conquers the martians. Santa claus conquers the martians mst3k video dailymotion. Joel and the bots take on the infamous christmas classic santa claus conquers the martians 1964 in which a group of martians kidnap santa claus because they have no one on mars to give their children presents. This event was broadcast to almost 600 theaters across the country while formers mst3k ers michael j. Before the credits roll, we are treated again to a truly insipid theme song with the redundant lyrics spelled out on screen so the slower kids can follow along. Dec 09, 2016 a poster for santa claus conquers the martians.
Download shanghai surprise 1986 yify torrent for 720p. Santa claus conquers the martians is a movie starring john call, leonard hicks, and vincent beck. Its just not even close to as bad as ice cream bunny. Santa claus conquers the martians 1964 adventure, comedy, family john call, leonard hicks, vincent beck. Thats right, cinematic titanics last offering for 2008 is a revisit of santa claus conquers the martians, a crappy kid vid creation that sparked one of hodgsons original series season three.
For some, its a christmas story, others hold its a wonderful life dear to their hearts. It also features an eightyearold pia zadora as girmar, one of the martian children the film also marks the first documented appearance of mrs. Night of the living dead is a 1968 american independent horror film directed by george a. Christmas shortsstravaganza in 2009 with weird al yankovic. Santa claus conquers the martians 1964 rotten tomatoes. It is considered one of the worst films ever made directed by nicholas webster. Every family has a favorite film to gather around the tv and experience during the holiday season. Martians kidnap santa claus to cheer up the children of mars.
Jan 28, 2009 santa claus conquers the martians 1964 adventure, comedy, family john call, leonard hicks, vincent beck. Due to a global pandemic all performances are on hold we hope to be here to entertain you in the near future. So i went to imdb and read his filmography and guess what movie ken clarke steve was in. Corbett, and murphy launched rifftrax, which creates downloadable commentaries for films. Making manos for children doesnt make it good, it just makes it a bad movie for children instead of a bad movie for adults. Many have forgotten or choose to forget the santamartian wars of 1964. Rifftrax was thrilled to bring the magical wonderland known as k. Santa claus conquers the martians at the maverick theater.
Up until the end when the characters exchange goodbyes, and thus allow it to pass, the only time two female characters talked to each other was when girmar asked momar about droppo. Scctm is a bizarre cocktail of american excitement about the space program, a warning against watching too much television, and loving santa. The film was shot at michael myerberg studios on long island in new york. Pia zadora eight years old plays the part of one of the martian children in this exciting tale of santa against the universe. Santa claus conquers the martians streaming online. Only hollywood could cook up such an absurd story and only the maverick theater would want to adapt it to the stage. Ncm fathom events and r are overjoyed to bring the stars of mystery science theater 3000 r mst3k back to select cinemas nationwide on thursday, december 5 live at 8. Dec 10, 2006 santa claus conquers the martians 1964 is considered to be one of the worst movies ever made.
Nelson, kevin murphy, and bill corbett also known as the stars of mystery science theater 3000 present a jolly ol riff that will keep you. Santa claus conquers the martians 1964 is considered to be one of the worst movies ever made. Santa claus conquers the martians 1964 the public domain. Id go with cinematic titanic over rifftrax here, because theyre clearly fed up with this movie, and it puts a great edge on some of the riffs. Rifftrax is pretty much in that same vein, but i think of that live show more for the shorts. Jacobson, based on a story by glenville mareth, that stars john call as santa claus. Santa claus conquers the martians was made in 1964, as some injokes will hint to. Martians, upset that their children have become obsessed with tv shows from earth which extol the virtues of santa claus, start an expedition to earth to kidnap the one and only santa.
Download santa claus conquers the martians 1964 torrents. Download shanghai surprise 1986 yify torrent for 720p mp4. Nelson, kevin murphy and bill corbett, 201481august 1, 2014, 1964. Santa claus conquers the martians is a 1964 film in which martians kidnap santa claus because there is nobody on mars to give their children presents. Throw into the mix santa and the fairy snow queen, an insane short featuring a pixie named snoopy, a horrific life size jack in the box, and a lion who is oh so proud of his candy eating ability, and you ve got one of our funniest live shows to date. There, santa shows the dour martians how to have fun. The maverick theater presents its 5th annual production of their original and hysterical stage adaption of. Santa claus conquers the martians 1964 directed by. Rifftrax is doing this movie live on the 4th of december, just like how they did santa claus conquers the martians last year.
Will the children on earth have no toys on christmas day. The following is a list of rifftrax, downloadable audio commentaries featuring comedian. I remember watching scctm as a child, and even then i knew it was stupid and bad. Meanwhile cinematic titanic has riffed santa claus conquers the martians, a film that was previously riffed on mst3k. Throw into the mix santa and the fairy snow queen, an insane short featuring a pixie named snoopy, a horrific life size jack in the box, and a lion who is oh so proud of his candy eating ability, and youve got one of our funniest live shows to date. With trace beaulieu, joel hodgson, jim mallon, kevin murphy. Best of all, this site is updated by mst3ks greatest asset, the fans you. Night of the shorts sf sketchfest 20 1 hours and 37 minutes movie 20 rifftrax and special guests perform live at the castro theatre during sf sketchfest 20. Dec 15, 20 this was the case with the rifftrax crew taking on the short santa claus and the fairy snow queen and the feature santa claus conquers the martians. Enter your location to see which movie theaters are playing rifftrax live. Favorite version of santa claus conquers the martians.
Santa claus, martians, demons, and more the weirdest. You know, just your typical heartwarming holiday story. The biggest, most brightlywrapped gift under the colorful christmas tree is a new digital restoration of the unforgettable 1964 bmovie santa claus conquers the martians, best known as the screen. Dec 25, 2017 mystery science theater 3000 mst3k episode 521 santa claus original air date. Santa claus sometimes also known as santa claus vs. The martians are irked that their children spend so much time watching tv shows from earth that sing the praises of santa claus, so they decide to make a trek to the planet to capture mr. Many have forgotten or choose to forget the santamartian wars. Our heros response to such torture, naturally, is to unleash a torrent of withering oneliners. Mystery science theater 3000 mst3k episode 521 santa claus original air date.
December 24, 1993 comedy central greetings and merry christmas, msties. With john call, leonard hicks, vincent beck, bill mccutcheon. Night of the shorts sf sketchfest 20 1 hours and 37 minutes movie 20 rifftrax and special guests perform live at. Dec 05, 20 enter your location to see which movie theaters are playing rifftrax live. Santa takes the whole thing surprisingly well and is only too happy to help. In december 2014, the stars of mystery science theater 3000, now part of rifftrax, performed a live riff of the movie to theaters nationwide. This was the case with the rifftrax crew taking on the short santa claus and the fairy snow queen and the feature santa claus conquers the martians.
Santa claus conquers the martians also titled santa claus defeats the aliens is a 1964 science fiction film in which martians, trying to cure the malaise of their children, kidnap the santa claus and a couple of earth kids that got mixed up in the plot and take him to mars to create the first martian christmas. The set also features extras including santa claus conquers the devil. Santa claus conquers the martians is a 1964 american science fiction comedy film based on a story by glenville mareth, starring john call as santa claus, and featuring an tenyearold pia zadora. Sorry if it is bad form to request all of these in one thread. Santa claus conquers the martians synopsis adult martians kidnap santa john call and two earth children to make the children of mars happy. Romero, starring duane jones, judith odea and karl hardman. If you thought santa conquers the martians was weird, you aint seen nothing yet.
Santa claus has safely returned to earth after being kidnapped by martians. The stars of rifftrax offer snide commentary on a holiday classic. The crew writes and performs a pinnacle christmas carol a patrick swayze christmas and. The movie is certainly insane enough i mean, look at the title, but again the riffing just doesnt seem to be exceptionally funny. Netflixs plot synopsis reads, the martians are irked that their children spend so much time watching tv shows from earth about santa claus, so they decide to capture mr. While on earth, they kidnap two lively children that lead the group of martians to the north pole and santa. Santa claus conquers the martians bravely attempts to set the. The martians kidnap santa claus because there is nobody on mars to give their children presents. This holiday season join santa on a madcap adventure in outer space.
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